On the eighth day of Janathon,
Our teacher did decree:
Fifty minutes of kettlebells
Will be a workout to make us sweaty.
Okay, crappy Christmas parody of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”, but there you go. We alternated between kettlebells exercises switched up with 5 minutes of stationary bikes. True confession: I hate bikes. Even though I adjust the seat height, I never get one that is comfortable. I’m either tilting forward or leaning backward. No Tour de France for me. I’m beginning to wonder if my backside is simply misshapen. I am learning to engage more core muscles because of it. Not a total loss.
And now, for something totally different…
My dad just told me a story about the two cats he and my mom had when I was very young. As he stroked our sleek midnight cat, Rex, he related this tale. Brother cats, (S)noopy and Toughy/Tuffy, moved with them when they came cross-country to Dad’s teaching job in Oregon. Yes, I realize they sound like rapper names. Hear me out. Dad also said they had to give the cats away after they moved. The kitties simply did not adapt to the new Portland neighborhood. He still feels regret over that.
A few weeks before they moved, a neighbor came over and talked to Mom and Dad.
“Do you have two cats?” she asked.
My parents confirmed this. Yes, a black cat and a tabby cat, both from the same litter.
“Well, I just saw a tabby cat dragging a black cat out of the road.” Toughy got hit by a car and Noopy got him out of harm’s way. Now that’s brotherly love.
Rex, golden eyes droopy with world-weariness, agrees.